Dual....:-)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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