The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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