He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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