ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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