So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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