Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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