Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Come on in and take your pants off
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