you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
