We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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