we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My pussy is not your playground.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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