Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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