I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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