Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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