I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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