saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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