I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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