Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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