i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
