someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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