I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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