drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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