I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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