you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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