is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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