i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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