hell yes lets make some ravioli
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
