Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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