i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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