youre lurking in front of me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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