They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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