Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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