I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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