I think I died a long time ago.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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