Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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