If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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