Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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