i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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