In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I've blown a few things in my day
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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