he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
