I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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