I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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