my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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