did you get engaged???
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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