I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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