I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so explain again why im purple
no
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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