Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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