their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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