u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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