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• (440): View more from Ohio

  We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing

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• (253): View more from Washington

  He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm your Election Erection Connection

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.

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