Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
its liver damage thursday
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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