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  I molested 6 butterflies tonight

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night

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  Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh

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• (671): View more from Guam

  I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks

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  I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement

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