can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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