My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
foreskin is a definite game changer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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