My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i think i have two assholes
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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