all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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