Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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